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The Seal Parody

Black / XS
$24.95
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The Seal Parody

$24.95
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The Seal Parody isn't some airport gift shop tee. It's for the ones who know the real Florida, the beaches, the women, the nights on the water or in the streets that never made it to a photo album. We love this state and everyone who makes it what it is. Wear it proud, wear it loud, and let people ask what it means.

Soft, heavyweight cotton that holds up wash after wash, cut for everyday life, not a photoshoot.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65